We've spent a good part of the last year trying to figure out when things were going to happen. It started with, when am I going to tell people about the baby? (not until the very last second). Then it was when am I going to start showing? (at about 5 months) and when am I going to have to stop running? (at about 20 weeks). Next, when is the baby going to come? (not until her due date, and even then she had to be forcibly removed), when is Amy going to start really smiling? (at about 2 months), and when is she going to sleep through the night (never??). Another question we can check off the list is when is she going to start sitting up? 5 months, which according to babycenter.com is just about average. So, experienced parents, what can we expect next???